not without a fight

Momentous events are occurring around me, none of which have to do with me.

First Good News Item:

#2

Two days before his second birthday,
Mason will be a big brother!

That's right -- in early May, the Brown Home will once again hear the pitter patter of little feet. Number Two is on his or her way!

Second Good News Item:

I'm getting a sister-in-law

Brandon popped the question to Erin tonight! They have a few dates earmarked in June. It was about freakin' time -- they'd only been together since their sophomore year in high school. We were worried she'd say "no."

Once again, I have managed to keep my post as Old Maid in the Johnson Family. I had to fight hard, tooth and nail, but never fear, I will remain unwed and childless, at least for the next little while...